The Make Up The Story As We Go Along Thread!

by **LxBeast** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:23 pm

The Imaginary Slyck Story Thread

Rules: The clue's in the title

Just add to the story in each post. It's that simple :!:

Example: Deep within the coal mines of Great Britain lay a dark and disturbing secret.....

......millions of garden gnomes had been enslaved! Who where forced to construct a giant.......

......Inanimate-beam! Any moving object would be frozen in time, and no gnome knew how to reverse it. Except for...

You get the idea :wink:

I'll start it.....

Deep within the Earth's crust lay a mysterious ancient power that had lain dorment for millenia! A power so great that it could....

by **SmoothCorn** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:05 pm

...keep the New York City powered for a few months. What is more interesting is that the color of the sky suddenly changed to red...

by **Psycho Ced** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:09 pm

It was bleeding because ....

by **SmoothCorn** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:21 pm

..apparently, as it was described in the news, there was in an excessive amount of blood in the clouds. How the blood got there nobody knows...

by **Allied** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:25 pm

Accross the planet Churches preached the end was near. The population was too scared and confused to be in a panic. The UN had conveyed for a special meeting to dicuss the events...

by **Psycho Ced** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:57 pm

The RIAA showed up and blamed it on file sharers, they said: ...

by **SmoothCorn** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:48 pm

.."The sky is bleeding because you are downloading". A few days later red droplets started to come down in some areas. A local fisherman commented by saying "The sky is definately bleeding now". After some chemical tests, it was determined that that the red liquid was pig blood. On the news,....

by **SmoothCorn** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:22 am

.. they kept on talking about it. A news reporter was standing wearing a raincoat. He said "It is now official. Pig blood is pouring from the sky." The animals started to behave...

by **Psycho Ced** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:08 am

badly because...

by **SlyckScratch** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:20 am

....the pigs blood had been infected with a strange virus that caused other animals skin to blister on contact. It was transmitted to the pigs via.....

by **raar** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:51 am

aliens. the aliens have been in cahoots with the riaa from the beginning of the end of Napster. they were hoping to eliminate...

by **SlyckScratch** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:00 am

...file-sharing but their relentless quest for a disease which could cross the animal/technology barrier, backfired. Most animal's cannot now...

by **LxBeast** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:10 am

....breed. However the riaa had a cunning plan, they capture filesharers and spliced them with the animals to form.....

Nice to see the thread moving along

by **SlyckScratch** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:29 am

...a pig/alien mutation devoid of any sharing capacity whatsoever. Inevitably, with no one sharing, the entire network collapsed forcing........

by **LxBeast** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:34 am

...everyone to go out and actually buy the songs. The filesharers where a tricky bunch though, and came up with a new plan.....

by **SlyckScratch** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:09 am

They decided to flood the alien networks with poor quality rips from an old VHS bootleg (40th generation) of ET. They knew that this would..

by **LxBeast** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:16 am

....really piss the aliens off, as ET made a mockery of their own freaky looking civilisation. The aliens declared war, which led to....

by **SlyckScratch** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:54 am

...a summing up of the story so far:

Ancient Power

Location: Earth's Crust

Virus infected Pigs-blood bleeding from clouds

Sent by: RIAA/Alien collaboration
Reason: To punish File Sharers

Desired Viral Effects

To create new mutation incapable of sharing

Effect of non-sharing mutations

Collapse of sharing network

Method of retaliation by mutant non-sharers

Humiliation of aliens by revealing their silly faces

Effects of retaliation

All out cyberspace war

The story continues

The aliens declared war, which led to a teaming up of other file sharing networks who were previously sworn enemies. The combined effort started to swing the balance of power causing

by **_eAgLe_** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:55 am

The aliens declared war, which led to war (lol), and the humans were happy to go to war with the aliens, and this time Australia was going to win the war instead of America by.....

by **_eAgLe_** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:58 am

lol, DAMNIT, you guys are always way tooooo damn fast for me :evil:

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by **_eAgLe_** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:06 am

The combined effort started to swing the balance of power causing Australia to be in the lead in the war and also the heros, :lol:

insted of America, this lead to america getting....
:lol:

by **LxBeast** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:27 am

....jealous. America had to prove itself as been the best, but when they shot dead the alien diplomat it was obvious America had sealed the Earths fate. So....

by **Nick** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:23 am

....everybody could get back to filesharing without further hassle, as the RIAA had seen there were richer pickings in proescuting Australians

by **LxBeast** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:40 am

....So the RIAA deciding to sue the Australian goverment for harbouring criminals! The RIAA claimed Australia was a haven for file sharer activity and must be stopped at all costs, but an unexpected problem reared it's ugly head.....

by **SlyckScratch** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:47 am

The Aussies had digitised the tablets of stone (detailing the exact mechanism by which the ancient powers in the earth's crust operate) and blown them to an EPROM, which they secreted inside the now-rotting corpse of the alien diplomat.

Seeing that they were now the target of......

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