piglets222 wrote:Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblancen Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”
if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve
man... if this dude is right, you gotta feel bad for the poor men
they are choppin up their penor each time![]()
He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.
ohOh WAIT, does this mean guys cant buy cantalopes? peaches?? CHERRYS?!

Bizarre

And yet, no mention of Sausages. Surely they're the most phallic food of all?