Many, many years ago...
Rockwell (Meritor) International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video. As a warm up, the stage crew began what has become a legend within the training industry.
This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance. Now remember, and keep in mind, this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down. Nothing he says is true. He had NO script! This was a rehearsal for camera, lighting and stage crew.
It's all total meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.