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Overly Tight Cheap Underpants Force Canada MP Out Of Seat

PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:16 pm
by sunnyd
Overly Tight Cheap Underpants Force Canada MP Out Of His Seat ... BT20150219

Canadian legislator Pat Martin on Thursday offered up one of the most original excuses ever heard for hurriedly running out of the House of Commons during a vote, his new cheap pair of underpants was too tight.

Martin, who belongs to the official opposition New Democrats, bolted as members of Parliament began to rise one by one to vote. He later blamed his departure on an unwise purchase at a local store.

"They had men's underwear on for half price and I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me. I find it difficult to sit for any length of time," he told the chamber to guffaws and applause from fellow legislators.

Martin, one of the more colorful Canadian members of Parliament, did return in time to cast his vote.

No mention of whether or not they were also fetid, or where he disposed of them.