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A keen amateur scientist

Postby multivariable » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:26 am

A fax arrived at my work yesterday. The text was hand-written and totally in upper case.

This is a verbatim copy of that landmark paper. Such a pity there's not a Nobel Prize for meteorology.

WITH ICE MELTING WICH IS EXTREMLY OLD WATER
MIXED WITH ANIMAL KILL OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS
AND WOULD BE HIGHLY POLLUTED WITH IRON
COMPOSITS OF BLOOD SUCH AS SEA LIONS BACK TO
PREOSORIC TIME. THIS WOULD CAUSE ANY EVAPERATED
ICE TO BE MORE HEAVIER THAN NORMAL WATER
ANY NORMAL CLOUD WOULD BE ON TOP OF OLD ICE
CLOUDS. IF PULLED ALONG BY THE MOONS GRAVITATIONAL
PULL AND THE OLDER CLOUD BEING HEAVIER WATER
INTO A STRONGER PULL WOULD CAUSE THE LIGHTER CLOUD
TOO FALL AT THE PACE OF OLDER CLOUD, CAUSING
EXTREME ICE (HAIL) TOO FALL

ON BOM.GOV.AU THE PHOTO SHOWS SUCH OLD DIRTY
CANTAMINATED CLOUDS.

WITH THE PULL INTO THE CORAL SEA AT PRESENT FROM
MANY DIRECTIONS BEING THREE TIMES THAN NORMAL
FROM NTH POLE AND SOUTH POLE THIS WOLD CAUSE
APROX 32 MTRS OF RAIN TOO FALL HERE QLD, NSW
IN 10 DAYS, 800m IN 6 HOURS RECENTLY CALCULATED OVER
10 DAYS.

DRIVING AROUD STH EAT QLD IN THE LAST YEAR WE
NOTICED LARGE AMOUNTS OF ANT MOUNDS BUSH ANTS THAT
HAVE GONE INTO PEBBLE ROCK AREAS NOT INTO
DIRT AREAS AND BY THE AMOUNT OF PEBBLE THAT THEY
HAVE BROUGHT UP MEANS THAT THEY ARE ABOUT UPTO
10 MTRS BELOW THE SURFURCE THIS INTICATES THAT
NOT BEING IN DIRT THIS TIME WOULD INTICATE LARGE
LANDSLIDES, ON MY THERIES

LIKE NOT RAIN BUT A WATER FALL AREA
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Re: A keen amateur scientist

Postby TorrentMama » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:29 am

just reading that made me want to shoot myself
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Re: A keen amateur scientist

Postby MrFredPFL » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:15 am

:lookup: :rofl:


wow. u gotta tip your hat to someone like this. a major thanks for adding "preosoric" to my vocabulary.
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Re: A keen amateur scientist

Postby Hypnotoad » Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:45 am

Hey Multi, I hope you contacted him about his spelling and grammar..don't let him get away with shit like that :D
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Re: A keen amateur scientist

Postby HouseCrowd » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:45 pm

WTF! :lol: :lol:
Scientist!?? ... He's barely even literate!
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Re: A keen amateur scientist

Postby multivariable » Thu May 01, 2008 2:29 am

I'm gonna use the term "preosoric" at every available opportunity. :lol:
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