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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby sunnyd » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:08 pm

Kitty Porn: Man Blames Cat For Downloading Child-Sex Photos

http://www.freep.com/article/20090807/NEWS07/90807081/Man-blames-cat-for-downloading-child-sex-photos

A Florida man told authorities his cat was responsible for more than 1,000 images of alleged child pornography found on his home computer, the Martin County Sheriff's Department reports.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer, according to the sheriff's report.

Griffin, 48, is being held on $250,000 bond. A neighbor is taking care of the cat — who has not been charged.
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby NocturnalVagabond » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:15 pm

Is this to be known as the 'Mrs Slocombe' defense ?
We know she had a very bad pussy ...
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby Fartingbob » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:42 pm

This seems plausible, the last time my cat stepped on my keyboard she managed to open up firefox, turn off safesearch, type in "furries" and download 8GB of high def movies. Cats are clearly more deceptive, and perverted than we give them credit for! :lol:
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby MrFredPFL » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:52 pm

guns don't shoot people, cats shoot people.

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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby sunnyd » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:54 pm

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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby sunnyd » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:30 pm

Traffic Noise Could Be Ruining Sex Lives Of Frogs

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hNk4g6NMOsn0aMUWm-bt5PJG09WwD9A78BC80

CANBERRA, Australia — Traffic noise could be ruining the sex lives of urban frogs by drowning out the seductive croaks of amorous males, an Australian researcher said Friday.

A well-projected and energetic croak is the male frog's most important asset in the quest to attract mates to his pond, Melbourne University ecologist Kirsten Parris said.

But competition from traffic noise in Melbourne could be a reason why frog numbers have declined in Australia's second-largest city since her survey of more than 100 ponds began in 2000, she said.

"If there are a number of different males calling, the one that sounds the best often gets the girl," Parris told The Associated Press. "You have to be pretty clear about your assets if you're a male frog."
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby NocturnalVagabond » Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:19 pm

Isn't it funny how the animal kingdom differs from human society - I doubt very much that sitting in the corner of the pub, catching flies and making croaking sounds is gonna get you laid.... but hey, might be worth a shot ?
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby sunnyd » Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:16 pm

Hello, Oven? It’s Phone. Now Let’s Get Cooking!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/23/nyregion/23about.html?_r=1&ref=technology

First the superintendent and the handyman checked the oven from top to bottom. Then they tested the electrical outlet that supplied ignition power for the oven. Everything worked. Finally, they gave their verdict to the tenant, Andrei Melnikov.

It was simply not possible, they said, that his oven, a Magic Chef made by Maytag, had turned itself on full blast, as Mr. Melnikov maintained.

“Maybe you imagined it,” the handyman said.

Mr. Melnikov picked up a warped meat thermometer, its plastic casing melted. “How did I imagine this?” he asked.
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby sunnyd » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:34 pm

Girl Gorillas Go Ape For French Pinup Hunk

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/08/28/uk.london.zoo.gorilla/index.html

LONDON, England (CNN) -- You don't want to monkey around on a blind date, especially if your friends are also taking an interest in the same dark, handsome stranger. So when three female gorillas at London Zoo heard that they would soon be visited by a brooding French hunk - well, they went a bit bananas.


One female gorilla shrieked in delight, while another wedged the poster in a tree to stare at it.
A third, clearly overcome by emotion, held the photo close to her chest - then ate it.
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby NocturnalVagabond » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:52 pm

Yeti Spies On Teen In Bikini

A terrified teen claims a yeti spied on her as she took a dip in her bikini at a place where there have been multiple sightings of Bigfoot.
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby HouseCrowd » Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:41 am

Loved the comments on that one ...

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Larry of Yarrawarrah Posted at 1:57 PM September 02, 2009

I refuse to believe her until I get a fuzzy, out of focus picture.

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Nick of Sydney Posted at 12:55 PM September 02, 2009

To paraphrase the 12th man, they said it was a big foot, but it looked more like 8 or 9 inches to me...


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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby piglets222 » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:04 am

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

Malaysian woman, 107, fears hubby No. 22 will leave her

Wok and her current husband, Mohammed Boor Che Musa, hail from the same village and met there.

Muhammad, 37, was quoted in an earlier report as saying the couple fell for each other because it was "God's will."


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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby Paladwyn » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:44 pm

MrFredPFL wrote:guns don't shoot people, cats shoot people.

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WTF are you doing with a loaded gun and safety off!?!

Deserves what she gets IMO.
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby Fartingbob » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:50 pm

Paladwyn wrote:
MrFredPFL wrote:guns don't shoot people, cats shoot people.

click me


WTF are you doing with a loaded gun and safety off!?!

Deserves what she gets IMO.

Americans will gladly let people die for their right to have their gun loaded with the safety off!
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby piglets222 » Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:58 pm

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/09/16/ ... 253123448/

Robbery interrupts dumpster tryst

a couple sharing "an intimate moment" in a dumpster were robbed



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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby piglets222 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:54 am

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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby MrFredPFL » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:15 am

:lol:

i heard about this on the truck radio yesterday. good stuff :D
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby piglets222 » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:21 pm

story here

An Alabama woman has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child after police say she let her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van. The mother told officers it was safe because she had the box secured to the van with a clothes hanger....


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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby Paladwyn » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:21 pm

Wow...surprised the kid wasn't holding a shotgun shooting stuff for supper to feed her uncle-dad.
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby HouseCrowd » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:05 am

:shock: :lookup:
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby piglets222 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:51 pm

Man arrested for making coffee in own home while naked

Eric Williamson, from Springfield, Virginia, was brewing coffee in his kitchen when a woman and a seven-year-old boy walked past the window and saw him.

The woman complained to police who arrested Williamson shortly after the incident on Monday morning.


Fairfax county police, Mary Ann Jennings, said Williamson was arrested because officers believed he wanted to be seen naked by the public.


^^^ THATS WHY HE WAS WALKING AROUND IN HIS HOME?! CAUSE HE WANTED TEH PUBLIC TO SEE??? *hands her teh dunce hand* *makes angry noises cause cant come up with a comment on how STUPID she is for making that statement*
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby bmh67wa » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:34 pm

Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk. A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

Prosecutors say Anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.


So this guy left the bar on this thing? How did it get there to begin with? No one saw this guy driving down the street in this thing before he got to the bar?
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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby piglets222 » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:35 am

bmh67wa wrote:Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk. A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

Prosecutors say Anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.


So this guy left the bar on this thing? How did it get there to begin with? No one saw this guy driving down the street in this thing before he got to the bar?


im gonna add abit more to the story with this link... it wasnt in your story


the CHICK RIDING ON THE BACK OF THE La-Z-Boy threw off his balance!



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Re: News Headlines That Pretty Much Say It All

Postby sunnyd » Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:36 pm

A Campaign For Clothes By A Guy Not Wearing Any

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/29/business/media/29zappos.html?_r=1&ref=technology

In about a dozen videos posted over the last two months to YouTube, a man claiming to be “the world’s fastest nudist” streaks through high-profile locations in New York City clad only in running shoes, tube socks, and a strategically positioned frontward fanny pack.

“The first time you run by, they’re like, ‘Oh my god, that guy’s nude,’ ” he says in one video. “But the next time you run by, they’re like, ‘That’s the world’s fastest nudist!’ ”

Popular blogs like Gothamist, The Huffington Post and Gawker featured the videos in September, with Gawker’s post drawing more than 25,000 views. On YouTube, the videos have garnered more than 60,000 views.
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