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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby sunnyd » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:32 pm

A: Fred should answer that, he has a gifted way with words.

Q: What's the best way to punish Rupert Murdoch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:09 am

A: Force him to read his own newspapers.

Q: Should it be made compulsory that this song accompanies any appearance he makes on TV?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby sunnyd » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:12 am

A: Yes, and it should be mandatory that he dresses like Lady Gaga for any appearance.

Q: Why can't they make black keyboards that don't have disappearing letters on the keys?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:36 am

A: They do. You're just not meant to touch them.

Q: Why are they called keys even though they don't fit any locks?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby sunnyd » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:08 pm

A: Because if you spill drinks on them that leave them sticky, they lock.

Q: Why don't they make white permanent Sharpie Markers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby jb » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:13 am

A: That would be politically incorrect.

Q: Why is it that I am in Honolulu and you are not?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:16 am

A: Just unlucky I guess.

Q: Did you really mean "I'm sat on a loo Lou"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby jb » Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:21 pm

A: No, I have never been that unlucky.

Q: Does luck really run in streaks?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:19 am

A: Only when you do a lot of streaking and running.

Q: What would be the most inappropriate event to streak at?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby sunnyd » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:08 pm

A: Ask Icecube, he is well known for his streaking patterns.

Q: Should we start serving cheese to go with whines?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:52 am

A: Yes, when someone whines, serve 'em with a "Cheeses H Christ, shut the f@&# up!".

Q: Now that Multi's turned 21 (again), will the restraining order be lifted?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby jb » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:09 pm

A: No, I doubt that Fred has unloaded his M1911A1 or his AK47.

Q: What is the number one murder weapon used in Japan?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:38 am

A: Nuclear radiation.

Q: Could a number two be used to murder someone?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby Mcdon2401 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:07 am

A: That'd be tough shit if it happened.

Q: How would clean up that crime scene?
It's only funny until someone gets hurt,

Then it's bloody hilarious :)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:13 am

A: By travelling back in time, to before it happened, in a turdis.

Q: Which planet was Dr Poo from?
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby multivariable » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:44 am

A: i almost feel embarrassed to say "uranus"

Q: in what country did the dingleberry originate?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby jb » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:16 pm

A: Probably the Republic of Nowipeistan.

Q: Whatever became of Ollie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:41 am

A: He got into another fine mess.

Q: What conditions does a mess have to meet to qualify as 'fine'?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby MrFredPFL » Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:36 pm

A: small particle size, of course.

Q: ever been in a coarse mess?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:32 am

A: Course not.

Q: Ever used a coarse knot?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby jb » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:44 am

A: Yes, but no one wants to hear my fishing stories.

Q: How difficult can it be to outsmart a fish?
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby multivariable » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:56 am

A: very difficult, if all the "one that got away" arguments are to be believed.

Q: ever used a frayed knot?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:05 am

A: Afraid not.

Q: £100 for 8 legs of venison, is that two deer too dear?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby jb » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:31 pm

A: Of course it is.

Q: Ever heard of Robin Hood?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Postby HouseCrowd » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:46 am

A: I bet Cher would.

Q: Were Robin Banks and Robin Bastard friends of his?
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